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I KNOW I CAME IN HERE
FOR SOMETHING
If life's a journey I should have packed more clothes.
A blog about age-splaining in the 21st Century.


THERE’S GOT TO BE A PONY
There are some jokes that are so lame I can’t believe I wasted my time listening to them…yet there’s something about the punch line that...


THE STICK
I hurt my knee this week. So when I was about to go out, my husband suggested I take my trekking stick …just as a precaution. A stick? As...


TEMPUS FUGIT
Every weekend, a woman dressed like one of those Russian nesting dolls stands outside my local grocery store selling a paper that...


UPPITY
Last month I was having a conversation with a British friend who sniffed disapprovingly as he said: “Well this whole business really...


5 MYTHS ABOUT AGING
I was standing at a dinner party with a group of women recently when one of them said… (and let me interject here, that the woman was...


THE SOUND OF SILENCE
It happened at 4:30 on Thursday before Good Friday. A four-day weekend just minutes away. I was in the kitchen unpacking groceries and...


NEVER ASK A SHALLAH
My husband has had a hell of a day. In fact there’s no need for him to even open the front door, he’s so small and weary he can just slip...


TOP 3 WAYS TO AVOID SOMEONE STANDING UP FOR YOU ON THE BUS
Not all that long ago I was riding on the subway and I stood up for a woman, offering her my seat. She fixed me with eyes of steel and...


WHAT IF…
One day at a photographer’s studio in Paris I saw a picture of a girl who looked exactly like me. It was decades ago but I remember it...


SURPRISE
“That reminds me,” my husband says to the guests at the dinner table, “Have you heard the one about the pig and the dog?” …Oh God, please...
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