THE NIGHT IS A BAD ADVISOR
Last week at 4 in the morning I woke my husband in a major panic. “I’m going blind.” He rolled over and muttered: “Yesterday you had a...
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I KNOW I CAME IN HERE
FOR SOMETHING
If life's a journey I should have packed more clothes.
A blog about age-splaining in the 21st Century.
YOU’RE SO VAIN
It’s 6:30 am; I’m just finishing my first cup of coffee, and already my husband is asking what he should wear today. My first reaction...
YOU’RE GOING OUT IN THAT!
I open the weekend newspaper and there it is: another column on the weighty subject: “Am I too old to wear…?” Reams of paper have been...
THE POINTS SYSTEM
“So, what are you up to today?” My husband asks as he puts on his tie. Oh no! Quick, think of something, like a Security Council Meeting,...
FORGET IT!
I’m sitting with someone I hope to do business with. We’re discussing films and I'm referencing that film, you know, the one about the…...
A MARRIAGE OF EQUALS AND OTHER FALLACIES
Here’s a statistic for you. Since the 1990’s there’s not only been a decrease in the divorce rate, there’s been an uptick in people...
LIFE IS AN ACCUMULATION OF JUNK
I just read in the London Times that there’s a new book out on spring-cleaning. Of course every year there’s a new book on de-cluttering...
SPEAKING WHILE NOT HAVING A PENIS
I’m having dinner at Chin Chin, a Chinese restaurant in L.A. I’m sitting next to an exuberant crowd of 20-or-something-year-old guys...
MUSTN’T GRUMBLE
There’s an old English expression that people used to say after a long session of what can only be called bitching and moaning. The...
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